half-naked+chicks–eyes glued–throughly disgusted
December 27, 2006
i have no idea why these are the top search results for my site, but i guess i’ll start giving these people what they want:
so these two should cover the “half-naked+chicks” and “throughly disgusted,”
and as far as a picture of someone with their eyes glued, my work server won’t let me download any of those, (but the other two are okay?!), but if you’re just dying to see that, you could look here. in the future, whomever you are–you weird fucking person who wants to see people with their eyes glued shut–you really could just use google images next time.
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and just because i forgot to yesterday, here’s a toast to those “absent friends;” “…to absent friends” is now part of my bar toast–which is–”here’s to life, love, and the pursuit of happiness…and the girl i never met,” (cheers, touch glass-bottle-can to the table, drink), “and here’s to absent friends.” (repeat).
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and doesn’t this, at first glance, look like it reads “porn critters?”
I bet that Porn Critter kit (makes 30) is a lot cheaper then the Make Your Own Dildo and Make Your Own Chocolate Penis my friend Amber showed me at the sex shop.
yes, and probably has at least 28 more functions.
I’d hit it.
if you read maxim, do you remember the found porn page? that was my favorite. it does look like porn critters though, lots of kids toys are like that.
thanks for the link!
yeah, the found porn section was always my fav and as a matter of fact, that’s exactly what i thought of when i first saw it.
mikey- chad would fight you for her.
Man, look at the turd cutter on that one!
They have to be from Arkansas.
Thats not right. there is no reason that should ever be seen by anyone ever.
hey, they asked for it.
you’re killing me with those pictures, there’s no excuse for that…none at all
I’m going to steal your toast and amend it for my own nefarious purposes. I’ll let you know how the Californians like it.
I’m going to steal your toast and amend it.
well, it’s a good thing i left out the must crucial part… the part that if performed out of sync, or not done at all, means 7 years of bad sex.
Dude, RCG and I are about to stage an intervention. This is a serious addiction to scouring the net for fat chicks you’ve got, and it has to stop…
Hey man, fat chicks are cool. I don’t care what anyone says. I’m sure they have a real appreciation for the porn critters as well. I’ve heard stories like that about arkansas
i’m thinking fat chicks might actually have 30 different uses for the porn critters.
a lot of those stories about arkansas are true.
especially around batesville.
austin, on the other hand, has none of these stories… that i’ve heard anyway.
those ladies ARE ENORMOUS!!!!
but I like to look at them. its amazing how fat one can actually become.
porn critters!? haha
HAVE A SAFE and HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Oooh, you win this round Brandon. You can keep your toast.
Some would argue bad sex is better than no sex though…
in the spirit of the season, i’ll just tell you:
when toasting, when you say cheers–you must, you must, you must make eye contact… otherwise the consequinces…
yep, especially around batesville…