the end.

p.s. buried in school work for the moment, will resume posting when things settle.

p.p.s. i really need to know… is it time to kill yourself when you keep getting myspace messages like this:

Date: Nov 29 2006 7:54 AM Flag spam/abuse [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: Hey Brandon! you seem pretty cool. I am moving to your area in a few weeks and am looking for some friends. Let me know if you are interested!

from chicks like this:

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(which one? does it fucking matter?!)

28 Responses to “i’m annoyed by guys in velvet jackets.”

  1. I bought 2 just yesterday; one is black and the other is that really deep purple.

    . . . yeah I’m terrible liar.

    ps I ate all the pie.

  2. ap said

    Geez. She just wants to know if u wanna be friends, Brando.

    I too am annoyed by guys in velvet jackets. And pink shirts. And super lowrise jeans. The list goes on & on..

    (I am expecting hate mail for saying that)

    Can you be buried in some of my school work too? And maybe study for my finals.

  3. i don’t have any of those things, (other than a pink shirt that fit a jacket size ago) so who would you expect to be getting hate mail from?

    ADH, i tell you what– we’ll just go on a script bender together and take a bunch of ad’s and we’ll do everyone’s homework.

    hell, we could even grade some of ming’s papers.

  4. AND, i put way too much effort into being a mean ass for random unattractives to say “you seem pretty cool” and “let’s hang out.”

  5. PJ said

    I feel sorry for someone who sends me some bull-shit like that. See you put effort into being a mean ass when it comes natural for me.

  6. PJ said

    Is the umpa lumpa carring her lunch/dinner? God forbid she actually skipped a meal or few.

  7. i don’t know what she’s holding. i guess it could be tupperware.

  8. Leafs Fan said

    I think you and the girl on the right would make a cute couple!

  9. cristina said

    maybe she’s got a great peronality

  10. Ming said

    You’d grade my papers? That’s pretty thoughtful of you.

    I’ll go with the maybe she’s nice theory because there was probably a time in my life when she would’ve been cooler than me.

  11. Mike said

    damn kiddddd

    i keep getting ones asking for threesomes and recorded webcams from extremely hot women…
    too bad for you.

  12. Leafs Fan said

    It’s not right to lie Mikey.

  13. Mike said

    it’s not right for you to accuse me of such things

  14. erin said

    for all you know mike those chicks are the same girls going for brandon.

  15. Mike said

    I think erin’s just jealous.

  16. Apocrypha said

    DAMN!

    I think we found a lost manatee

  17. how od you lose that?

  18. chad hides them after he’s done with them.

  19. Leck said

    i havent been by in a while but the new design works well bro

  20. that’s pretty sick.

  21. Leafs Fan said

    I accuse as I see Mikey.

  22. snapple said

    I’m annoyed that you haven’t posted anything new yet. You can’t possibly be that wrapped up in schoolwork, Brando. Also- Tomorrow is my last final. Yippeee:)

  23. Sunshine said

    I agree with the fruity drink, KB. How about some poetry?

  24. heather d said

    i can’t believe she thought you were COOL.

    jesus.

    (KIDDING)

    i guess you are cool…especially when you have ben as arm candy.

  25. AHHHHHHHHHHH….

    last week of finals, doing insane amount of writing (i’m a senior)

    will post something soon.

    apologies.

    dee’s nuts: haven’t forgort about your request.

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